Lifestyle, Men


April 2, 2010

“Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t be Dating or Having Sex.”, by Anne Coyle and Ellen Rakieten. There are so many reviews about this book, I just had to read it. It is intended to be funny, and the reality is, the things that made me laugh are true. I read this book in about an hour. Here are my top 5 examples from the book that made me smile, because it is so dead on.


# 14 Dad Jeans

# 56 Ed Hardy-Esque Wear– I would also like to include TapOut, Affliction, and Christian Audigier

# 86 Sleeveless T-shirts– If you want to wear a tank top purchase a pack of wife-beaters

#161 Quoting Lines From Movies in Character– Is not cool or sexy

#309 Ordering Wine @ a Sporting Event-

My vote is that it is worth reading for every single guy looking to date. Don’t get your feelings hurt, laugh and then change it up. If you would like to win this book please leave a comment on this blog post to enter. Prize winner will be e-mailed April 15, 2010.

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  • Reply Chris McKulka April 3, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    What’s wrong with wine at a sporting event? :)

    • Reply schugar April 4, 2010 at 9:18 pm

      At sporting events the wine that is carried is usually cheap and tastes bad, stains when spilled , and frankly doesn’t pair well with nachos.

  • Reply Barbara April 4, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    after dating 311…number 312 arrives with no debilitating habits and we are soon to be married….there is a G-d…

  • Reply Cindie April 7, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Hey listen, I haven’t read the book, or I wouldn’t be entering this contest. But I live overseas and this hasn’t gotten to shelves here yet, and it looks hysterical. All I have to work with is the cover and what you wrote so…
    Speedos [should be banned unless you’re european and even then…]
    Weird facial hair design
    tummy packs
    and I’d agree with you about the wine. What the..?
    Super spiked hair that defies gravity
    But I bet the book has better ones…

  • Reply Chana April 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    A guy who shows up for a walk around the lake in dress shoes and a Afliction tee shirt. Wants to come back to my place, equipted with 5 movies on a Tuesday night. Then demands that if I want ‘this’ to work out, I would have to ‘make it happen.’ WTF???

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